New Pentagon video lends credence to claims made by Cardinal Renato Martino, head of the Vatican's Justice and Peace department and a former papal envoy to the United Nations, just days after Saddam Hussein's arrest that U.S. military officials treated the ousted Iraqi president "like a cow."

The leaked footage shows men leading Saddam to an empty, fenced-in field near an apparent service road. The men then take turns driving by Saddam, leaning out the car windows, and shouting "MOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Oh, that's a brand new interrogation technique," said Pentagon spokesman Bryan Whitman. "You see, what they're trying to do here is to make Sadaam feel like an absolute lip-doodling idiot. See, watch here when they pass by him again. See how he looks like he can't decide whether or not to put his hands in his pockets?"

The goal isn't actually to make Saddam think he's a cow, qualified Whitman.

"Oh no, to do that you'd have to remove a specific part of his brain," said Whitman. "Wait, I really love this part. Watch. Just watch. Did you see that? Ha-ha. What an idiot."

President Bush emphasized that Sadaam isn't classified as a POW therefore the United States can do whatever the hell it wants.

"He's not a POW, so we can do whatever the hell we want," said Bush. "You know, when it comes to Saddam Hussein, I have but one thing to say: Good rodents."

Saddam Hussein had no comment but was wondering if anyone could give him a lift home.